The Internetter Rebbe's Advice

• Be a Fundamentalist-- make sure the Fun always comes
  before the mental.
  
• Realize that life is a situation comedy
  that will never be cancelled. A laugh track has been
  provided, and the reason why we are put in the material
  world is to get more material.
  
• Have a good laughsitive twice
  a day, and that will insure regularhilarity.
  
• Remember that each of us has been given a special gift --
  just for entering. It's called the present. So you are already a winner!
  
• Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
  
• As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts,
  thought particles tend to get caught between the ears,
  causing a condition called truth decay. So be sure to use
  mental floss twice a day.
  
• If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments
  and truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you
  no mad at me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the
  planet.
  
• Peace begins with each of us. A little peace here,
  a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit
  together to make one big peace everywhere.
  
• I know great earth changes have been predicted for the
  future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is
  simple. When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it.
  
• There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is
  toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it
  again.
  
• If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some
  bad news and some good news. The bad news is, there is no
  key to the Universe. The good news is, it has been left
  unlocked.